September 12, 2010
Farts
I love sundays. So much. My family is always so happy. Today my mother did the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life. So it was my brother, Joe's birthday dinner today. And my dad wanted us all to go outside so we were all outside feeling the fresh air instead of all of us on our computers inside (we each have one and three of us have two!) anyway we were all standing outside and my mom jumps on my brother's back and rips the biggest fart I have ever heard in my life. We all started to just about die we were laughing so hard. Oh my goodness it just about made my day. Yet again, I think that would only happen if it was sunday. I love them. I would marry them cause they are so chill. Today I learned alot of things. One my family means more to me than anything. Two, I don't know who I am going to hang out with the rest of this school year, seeing as my austrian sister Nathi, left and that is who I was stuck too for 7 months so therefore I alienated myself from all my friends and now that Nathi is gone I find myself at home a lot more then I would like. and Three, I really like sleeping. Which I am going to do as soon as I posted my daily wisdom. This one's short but nonetheless still full of important insight into the life of Chelsea Sara Applegate. Tune in next time. When she tries to go to high school tomorrow! *Ahhhh!*